Give Me My Game Funny Gamer

Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France.

Gaming: What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

My love life is a lot like my gaming headset.

They're both one-sided.

If I had a dollar for every time Xbox live went down,

I'd buy a gaming PC.

My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday

luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

What is Captain Picard's favourite gaming device?

N-Gage.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

My sex life and gaming life are pretty similar.

I play a lot of single player.

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

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I told a friend's he has a gaming addiction

All he said was "LoL WoW"

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles

Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Where do emos get their gaming gear?

Razer.

How do you know someone is good at gaming?

When they got more first bloods than a middle school bathroom.

What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?

Nintendo Switch

My girlfriend broke up with me for gaming too much...

What a silly thing to Fallout 4.

I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why

"I thought you asked for an ex-box?"

I asked why my stitches were unravelling but accidentally posted it to a gaming forum last night

Turns out it was the wrong thread

A fat kid had his lvl 100 gaming account raided and deleted.

It was quite un-4chan-ate.

Someone smeared poo on my old gaming system.

Now it's a Nintendo BS.

We just euthanized our boy

He told us to kill him if he ever lived plugged to a machine. The Asus Predator Gaming PC and the iPhone 6s are for sale if someone is interested.

What do you call a Mexican gaming console?

An Xbox Juan

Why is EA the worst gaming company in the world?

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Why is Ubisoft the worst gaming company in France?

Punchline only included in the season pass! Preorder now and get one of 26 randomly chosen bonus characters! 27th character included in Spanish version only.

My addiction to computer gaming started when my family bought a PC in the 90's...

I guess that was my Gateway drug.

A woman implanted an advanced artificial intelligence into her old Nintendo gaming system so she could legally marry it. When did they get married?

On Wednesday

What is a British police officer's favorite gaming console?

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What's the police's favorite gaming console?

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My experience from FPS gaming really paid off when my wife wanted to have a baby.

Spray and pray.

I'm not worried about a future where my kids are addicted to EA's micro transactions

Because there's no way I'll be paying for Verizon's internet gaming add on

I invented a robot to remove the cartridge from my gaming console and replace it with another.

It was a game changer!

Which gaming console is preferred by most fruits?

The kiwii.

If you are a 90s kid-you say I love my gaming system! Your friend says Then why don't you marry it? You say Super! I will! What day is this scenario most likely to occur?

WEDNESDAY

An ISIS fighter walks into a gaming convention

After dying, an Islamic Terrorist goes to a gaming room in heaven.

He looks around and finds 72 older dudes gaming. These weren't the virgins he was expecting.

What do you call a gaming console that used to be yours?

An ex box

Remember EA sports

They started making esports games. So you can control the player who is playing during a gaming competition.

How do you call a homosexual Chinese?

Gaming

What's DJ Khaled say his favorite gaming system is?

Wii the best

Gaming Sex Robot

I brought a sex robot from EA and it's so realistic. It wont have sex with me until I buy Cosmetic Item add-ons.

It's only a matter of time before Apple borrows from trends in the gaming industry...

...by remastering the first iPhone instead of releasing the iPhone 11.

Soon enough, Apple will make the brilliant move of following a big trend in the gaming industry...

..."remastering" the ORIGINAL iPhone rather than releasing a new model.

Why was the Ocean kicked from the gaming team?

It was being too salty

What's the favorite gaming console of hispanics ?

The Xbox Juanes

There's a competitive gaming team called the Silver Snipers, consisting of old guys between 62-81 years old. So, are they any good?

Depends.

While gaming last night, I was called a loser due to still having my default skin

But when I showed up to school, the next day, wearing a new skin, I'm a psychopath.

Why do people always talk about gaming on politics subs?

Also, can anyone tell me why Mortal Kombat: Ultra isn't on Steam?

A woman wanted to hire a hitman to kill one particular cat that had been messing with her pet squirrel

She asks her friend Rob: "Do you know anyone I could hire to put this cat down?"

Rob: "Yes, I think one of my gaming buddies is in this business, but I would have to confirm"

Woman: "Oh, so what's his name?"

Rob: "I don't know his real name, but his gaming name is xX__PussyDestroyer__Xx"

I'm in a gaming clan and our favorite season is Autumn

We're the Fall Guys

Without telling my wife, I bought a gaming pc for my son as a birthday gift. Check out the specs: Intel Core i7 10700K, MSI MPG Z490 Gaming Carbon WiFi, Nvidia GeForce RTX 2080 Super, G.Skill TridentZ RGB 4x16 DDR4-4000, Samsung 970 Evo 1TB, Corsair RM850x, Cooler Master MasterLiquid ML240R RGB

He is turning one tomorrow.

My gaming friends told me if I posted here today I'd get loads of upvotes...

But the cake is a lie.

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"

"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.

"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."

What gaming projectile was thrown by John Barrowman's Doctor Who character to pass the time while he was traveling along the Congo River?

The Dart of Harkness.

What's an ambulance driver's favorite gaming system?

Wii U.

So China has banned gaming for kids under 18 and gay characters in games.

Now they have no gaming and no gay Ming.

What are the French's favorite gaming console

The oui

I used to have 100 gaming consoles, until somebody stole my Nintendo Switch

Now I have 99 consoles, but a Switch ain't one.

The cat walks all over my keyboard while I'm gaming.

And just as I've always told my parents I have to tell the cat, I'm playing online, I can't paws it.

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